Monday, July 27, 2009

even sluts have slumps

I thought this weekend would prove to be rather raunchy but no, due to my date's ingestion of too much beer, he was unable to perform. Not so secretly, I was relieved.

Last night I went out for wine and dinner with a 35 year old lawyer from San Diego and nothing happened. Well, that isn't true. He kept pressuring me to do more than just kiss but I wasn't in the mood after four glasses of Montepulciano D'Abruzzo. I insisted that he leave and promptly fell asleep on my couch.