My period is over a week late.
Drinking a bottle of Lambrusco is not an option (at least for 11:22am) so I think it might behoove me to go to the pharmacy and purchase a kit and pee on the damn thing.
It is my way to avoid situations, like an ostrich with its head in the sand. This is probably not good, since it leaves my ass still exposed.
You know how I feel about anal sex.
Christ, this is the last thing that I need.
