Sunday, April 11, 2010

you are here

The 24 year old, whom I will now refer to as Jersey, invited himself over to my apartment the other night after I admitted to being extremely horny as a result of working on a freelance project at home where I tag porn scenes with their appropriate categories.
"Hurry up," I urged, "I might not make it before you get here."
He replied, "I am going to use you; I don't care if you last or not."

Wow.